I know it's only June, but should we get the War on Christmas started early this year?

We need to make sure everybody says "Happy Holidays" and not "Merry [C-word]" this year. Also, no trees in public places or in windows of houses where they can be seen by unindoctrinated children playing in the street. What can we do this year to ensure that this terrible holiday won't hurt anyone else? (Or at least annoy the people in whose minds this "war" exists?)